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April 26, 2004
Britney Spears = Presbyterians
Who knows what the deeper meaning and significance of it is, but Adam Cleaveland, in his prophetic insight and wisdom, has revealed that "Britney Spears" is an anagram for "Presbyterians" (and vice versa, of course).
Could it be that Presbyterianism is the One True Church of Britney? Perhaps studying Britney's lyrics will reveal new theological points about Calvinism? Or maybe it's a sign of the End Times? We can only hope ...
Posted by Steve K. at April 26, 2004 08:14 PM
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For a moment... an instant... I thought the earth stopped rotating. Whew.
Posted by: GregB at April 27, 2004 08:00 AM
I take this as confirmation that she is the "harlot" referred to in Revelations.
Posted by: dave at April 28, 2004 01:18 PM
AHHHHHH!!!!!
LOL. Love love love Dave's comment.
That kind of theological insight warms the heart.
Posted by: MT at April 29, 2004 12:19 PM
Britney's wearing an "I (heart) punk" shirt. *sigh* The Apocalypse must be upon us.
Posted by: Andrew Careaga at April 30, 2004 08:25 AM
that's funny. :)
Posted by: joel at May 3, 2004 11:34 AM
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